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• You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
• You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
• What do you mean, that 2 years have passed??
• You may have mail.
• I think a man can have two, maybe three affairs while he is married.
  But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you are cheating. -- Yves Montand...
• Good job! You have killed the flying dragon! The carcass smolders a a moment, then with a great blast disappears in a cloud of smoke!
• There is a puff of greenish smoke and you find that . . . . .