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• You may be redneck... if you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
• You must be present to win.
• Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.
• Life is a game, to win you must play and to play you must win.
• You will find what is not lost and enter where there are no doors.
• The fault you find is not the one you were looking for.
• May you never see an old-age home, God forbid.
• You will be run over by a beer truck.
• You_ are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like _that_!
  [hits his bottle on the bar; beer bubbles and spills out the bottle] I am _so_ sorry!...