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• You will be run over by a bus.
• Reality is a truck that runs you over and leaves you lying flat in the road.
• Too much of the world is run on the theory, you don't need road manners if you are a five-ton truck.
• The more you run over a skunk, the stupider you are...
• All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.
• It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.
• The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
• How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
  One, but he'll be too busy touting the superiority of the soft white variety over all others....