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• For every fault you find, two more are created.
• Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them?
• Symptom: Floor blurred. Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
  Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.
• You can always find what you're not looking for. -- Maryann's Law
• The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. -- Foster's Law
• Every one fault seeming monstrous till his fellow-fault came to match it.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Where ever you look there is a fault...