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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
  Homer: I like him. Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do you keep the liquor?...
• Homer: ...so they say I might have a problem. [finishes brushing his teeth, and polishes off a bottle of that wonderful Duff] Marge
  [reading from a pamphlet entitled, "Is Your Spouse a Souse?...
• Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
• Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
  Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Marge: That's wonderful, isn't it kids? Lisa: [to Bart] Pass the moo juice.
  Marge: Kids, remember what I told you about showing a little support?...
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• Homer: Ooh, this looks like a nice friendly place. Carla
  Sammy, you're too old to go on a date with two twins on the same night you're supposed to marry Diane without Rebecca knowing....