-- You may be redneck...
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is ruined by the ceiling fan.
- You may be redneck... if your wife would rather fish than shop.
- You may be redneck... if your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife.
- You may be redneck... if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
- You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
- You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
- You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
- You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
- You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
