You May Be Redneck... If Your Daughters' Children Also Call You Cousin.

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• You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
• You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
• You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
• You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.
• You may be redneck... if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
• Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.
  .. You may house their bodies but not their souls, for their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams....
• You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
• You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
• You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.