-- You may be redneck...
if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has a spit cup by her ironing board.
- You may be redneck... if your wife's job has her wear an orange vest.
- You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
- You may be redneck... if you list your parole officer as a reference.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
- You may be redneck... if Jack Daniels makes your most admired list.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral.
