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• You'll never make it as a juggler, m'boy. Your eyes are too sad.
  But don't listen to me, kid. My entire success is based on one rule...
• Homer: [reading the note] Lisa refuses to play dodgeball because she is sad.
  [end of note] She doesn't look sad. I don't see any tears in her eyes....
• Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue?
• When my fist clenches crack it open, Before I use it and lose my cool.
  When I smile tell me some bad news, Before I laugh and act like a fool....
• My favorite weapon is the look in your eye
• Apu: Huh? Homer: Don't be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.
  Apu: Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir....
• Child of mortality, whence comest thou? Why is thy countenance sad, and why are thine eyes red with weeping?
  -- Mrs. Barbauld (1743-1825) -- Hymns in Prose, xiii...
• Dear as the light that visits these sad eyes; Dear as the ruddy drops that warm my heart.
  -- Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- The Bard, I, 3, Line 12...
• You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh?
  [there is a cut here] I'm pointing at you, yes, I'm pointing at you, but I'm not actually addressing you...