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• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• I was the man of a thousand faces. So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now, then?
  -- Percy and Edmund : Bee...
• Did you...miss me? I certainly did. Many was the time I said to myself.
  ..'I wish _Percy_ were here...' Oh!... '...being tortured instead of me....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• There has been some discussion in the court on the subject of your best man.
  ..and I thought it might be the moment to...bring the subject to a....
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• Of course, you know what your great discovery means, don't you Percy?
  Perhaps, my lord... That you, Percy, Lord Percy......
• I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past _me_!
  Well, go to Spain. There are millions of 'em. -- Percy and Edmund : Bell...
• Edmund! Oh, Edmund, I've awaited your return! And thank God you did, for I was just thinking.
  ..'My God, I die in twelve hours. What I really need right now is a hug from a complete _prat_....