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• Gold! Pure gold! ...Are you sure? Yes, my lord. Behold.
  .. Percy...it's _green_. -- Percy and Edmund : Money...
• Percy...what is that on the front of your tunic? 'Tis a brooch, my lord.
  A brooch cunningly fashioned out of pure green. .....
• Percy...this is a very difficult situation. ...Yes, my lord.
  Someone's for the chop. You or me, in fact. ...Yes....
• Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
  .. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• The fashion these days is towards the tiny... Well, in that case, Percy, you have the most fashionable brain in Britain.
  -- Percy and Edmund : Head...
• My whole life has been a tissue of whoppers. I consider myself to be one of England's finest liers.
  ..Oh, my God, Percy, a giant humming- bird is about to eat your hat and cloak!...
• 'Gloaters'...you really are a prat, aren't you Percy. -- Edmund : Head
• Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
  ..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....