Monica: Pete's Breaking Up With Me. All: What?! Monica

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Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.

All: What?!

Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from
Atlanta, we need to talk.

Rachel: And?

Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.

Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.

Monica: Really?!

Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.

Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"