Monica: Pete's Breaking Up With Me. All: What?! Monica
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from
Atlanta, we need to talk.
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.
Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
[Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...