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• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....
• Mischa: [to Monica] And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog.
  In seven languages. Monica: Oh. [to Phoebe] Can I have a tissue?...
• Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
  Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show....
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied?
  I'm going down to the Xerox place. Monica: Oh, no thanks....
• Monica: Pete's breaking up with me. All: What?! Monica
  I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk....
• Chandler: And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
  Monica: No, of course not. It´s not even an issue....