-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you wake up face down on the pavement.
you wake up face down on the pavement.
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- You know it is going to be a rotten day when...
You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
the day after you bought a waterbed... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you
wake up and your braces have locked together... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you
wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to discover your waterbed broke,
then you remember that you don't have a waterbed... - You know you're in trouble when...
1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you forget your new password... - You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you jump out of bed and miss the floor...
From the same category:
- A poorly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected.
Golub's Third Law of... - A fisherman from Maine went to Alabama on his vacation.
He rented a boat, rowed out to the middle of the lake... - Tag Theives Inc.
Now accepting applications... - You worthless dweebified, unjustified,
leftover DNA... - The Lab called,.....
Your brain is ready...
