You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are
even dumber than THAT.
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
even dumber than THAT.
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Related:
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
-- J. R.
"Bob"... - You can believe me, because I never lie, and
I'm always right."
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George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always... - You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think.
-- J.R.
"Bob" Dobbs,... - Believe you're dumber than you are:
you'll win... - FUCK
You've just been waiting for this definition,
haven't you. Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in... - Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob: {Hmm... - Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er... - He deserves death'.
'Deserves it! I daresay he does.
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve... - Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say...
Selma:
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well...
From the same category:
- CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.
-- Ambrose Bierce,
"The Devil's... - Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
F. P.... - Property has its duties as well as its rights.
-- Thomas Drummond (1797-1840)
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Letter to the Landlord of... - Don't read any sky-writing for the next two
weeks... - Blood: substance commonly used to mark a climbing route.
"An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing...
