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• Pull the wool over your own eyes! -- J.R. Bob Dobb
• Don't just eat a hamburger; eat the HELL out of it. -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb
• Some husbands are living proof that women can take a joke.
• Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
• You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think. -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961
• You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than THAT.
  -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb...
• The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
• What about reality, you ask? Well, as far as I'm concered reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
  -- Stephen King...