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• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• And what's this fish doing in my ear? Arthur Dent.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Time is bunk. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Well the hours are good, but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy" - Vogon guard.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....
• It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...