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• No, not really. But I'll mention it to my Aunt." - Vogon guard.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Well I think this is perfectly normal behaviour for a Vogon.
  The channelling of emotions into primitive acts of senseless violence, the-" "That is precisely what you always say....
• Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council.
  As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition....
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I'm confused. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy