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• They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel! -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• So we're not home and dry," he said. "We could not even be said," replied Ford, "to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• FORD ...and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.
  I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic....
• Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Time is bunk. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy