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• I seem to be having tremendous difficulties with my lifestyle.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place.
  You'll need to have this fish in your ear. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• What a depressingly stupid machine. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• That is what you always say. -- J., The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• consult guide about babel fish The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  A mind-bogglingly improbable creature. A babel fish, when placed in one's ear, allows one to understand any language....
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• If you'd call it a robot. It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy