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• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• A penny dropped off the Eiffel Tower or the Empire State Building could kill whomever it hits.
• Before you is the entrance to the tower which rises from the center of the courtyard.
  In every visible direction the courtyard extends onward....
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• Commandant: "This is the gulag Rura Penthe! There is no stockade, no guard tower, no electronic frontier!
  Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming! Punishment means exile from the prison to the surface!...
• You're in the Necromancer's prison. No-one has ever escaped from here alive.
  alive. You have been put in the highest tower and the door shut. Good Good luck, you'll need it....
• Do you know 0320 ... APL? 0321 ... Ada?
  0322 ... BCPL? 0323 ... C++? 0324 ... C?...
• You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
• If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...