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• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
  You go to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back up here for eternity....
• Pain is good. It lets you know your still alive.
• You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
• Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good luck.
  I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive....
• CONGRATULATIONS! You have managed to escape from the Necromancers tower. tower.
• You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.