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• How can I love you if you won't lay down? -- from the wall in Layton Theatre
• I will never lie to you.
• When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
  .. you can tell me by the way I walk....
• How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
• I couldn't love the woman - she wouldn't lie down.
• Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #23...