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• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. -- Peter de Vrie
• The mere thought of cremation turned him ashen. -- Peter De Vrie
• Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults.
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. -- Peter De Vrie