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• We all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. -- Peter De Vrie
• You can't be happy with a woman who pronounces both d's in Wednesday. -- Peter De Vrie
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. -- Peter de Vrie
• All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
• The mere thought of cremation turned him ashen. -- Peter De Vrie
• The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums. -- Peter De Vrie
• Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
  Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
• Don't you think the important thing when you're freezing to death is to keep your cool?
  -- Peter De Vrie...
• It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
  -- Peter De Vrie...