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• How can you think and hit at the same time? -- Yogi Berra
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• You got the ball. You had it right there. Then ... you hit it away!
  And then ... you go and walk after it again! It's a dumb game! -- Bill Cosby...
• There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast as you can.
  It's harder for drunk people to hit you....
• I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly.
• When you find yourself shouting at the top of your lungs, remember thi
  The noisy thunder strikes nothing the silent lightening strikes....
• Insured by the Mafia. You hit me, we hit you. -- Bumpersticker in NYC
• If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
• If you want to hit, use a dagger.