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• Lightning strikes.
• The Web Strikes!
• Swing at the strikes. -- Yogi Berra
• Lightning strikes the rod at the top of the Empire State Building about fifty times a year.
• So sure are you! Tried have you? Always with you it can't be done.
  Hear you nothing that I say? Try not. Do! Do! Or do not....
• Fate steals along with silent tread, Found oftenest in what least we dread
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• Burns: Bah, humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
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