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• Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
• Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time.
  But the present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own....
• In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.
  -- Rita Mae Brow...
• You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.