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• A recently dug hole is here. It appears that the hole leads to another room.
• There is an immense hairy creature in the room with you!
  It's a giant mole! mole! It seems to be wandering about aimlessly, eyeing you with some hesitation....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• It's recently come to Fortune's attention that scientists have stopped using laboratory rats in favor of attorneys.
  Seems that there are not only more of them, but you don't get so emotionally attached....
• Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get.
  -- The Eagle...
• Goodman: Whoa, would you look at this place? Agent 2
  [speaking into a tape recorder] Sink full of dirty dishes, trash not taken out, living room a mess, stacks of old newspapers -- from twenty years ago!...
• It is of some small consolation for you to know that we have survived every President the electorate has thrust upon us.
• I've had some happy times here, when..when you and Percy have been out.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Money...
• If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.