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• If you want her to show emotion, cut up her credit cards.
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....
• Thank you for calling your credit union.
• In Philosophy, as much as in software engineering, you don't get credit for originality.
  What matters is the final product, not who came up with the idea for each feature first....
• Engineering majors: we don't get laid much, but we're building the future. -- Robin William
• Smile, and the world smiles with you. Frown, and you get credit for thinking.
• Sorry can't talk right now! This building is about to blow up!
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• You are capable of planning your future.