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• Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
  Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
• Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
  I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
• Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up. Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
  Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my only outlet is my ham radio....
• Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
  I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• Don't talk to me about a man's being able to talk sense
  everyone can talk sense- can he talk nonsense? -- William Pitt the Elde...
• Homer: [into bullhorn] Marge, Marge! Marge: Homer? Home
  Look Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....