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• I went to college--majored in philosophy. My father said, "Why don't you minor in communications so you can wonder out loud?
  So I did. I got out of school, landed a job as a morning DJ on an all-philosophy radio statio...
• Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them.
  -- Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago...
• Zelman's Rule of Radio Reception: Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.
• Philosophy is the root of all things.
• Yes, the philosophy of 'none,' meaning 'all.'
• How do you tell the blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard. -- Heard on a local radio statio
• No sports, no rock, no information, For mindless chatter, we're your station!
  -- KBBL radio's jingle, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• Gas station attendants pump all day.