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• WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station.
• Hello, this is God. Whenever I'm in Pittsburgh -- which is all the time, since I'm omnipresent -- I listen to all the radio stations at once, including WRCT.
  -- Radio advertisement for WRCT Radio...
• No sports, no rock, no information, For mindless chatter, we're your station!
  -- KBBL radio's jingle, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
• The following appeared in a memorandum from the general manager of KNOW radio station.
  "Several factors indicate that radio station KNOW should shift its programming from rock-and-roll music to a continuous news format....
• Practically every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the united states, is a communication to the children - to take a trip, to drop out, to groove.
  .. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as all the lyrics of all the top rock songs, and they all sing the same refrain - "It's fun to take take a trip - put acid in your veins....
• And then we had Marconi's radio...
• Zelman's Rule of Radio Reception: Your pocket radio won't pick up the station you want to hear most.
• The following report appeared in a memo from the vice president of the Southside Transportation Authority.
  "We should abandon our current five-year plan to purchase additional buses to serve the campus of Southside University, because students there are unlikely to use them....
• Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program.
  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....