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  Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning....
• Announcer: KBBL talk radio. And now Springfield's favorite conservative and author of the well-selling book, "Only Turkeys Have Left Wings.
  Ladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow. Carl: Ecch!...
• Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on] Marty
  It's time for more deeee-mentia with Dr. Demento. Ba...
• Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
  And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
• Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
  How're you going to top that, smart guy?} Bob...
• Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
  [everyone gasps] There. Bart: We want the truth!...
• Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
  Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? Episode: 2F02, Sideshow Bob Robe...
• Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them.
  -- Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago...
• Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart- killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.
  [votes for Bob] Krusty: Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut....