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• I don't want to die at 40. -- J. Lenno
• I used to be a short, fat, bald, 40 year old man, but I'm all right now. -- Some Guy
• My son is 38 and he's still trying to "find himself.
  I told him when he does it won't be such a big discovery....
• I find the defendant guilty as charged," he said judiciously.
• I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience!
• Milhouse: [feeding quarters] 38... 39... 40 quarters.
  This better be good. [presses start, walks two steps] Game...
• Mozart: Composed for 40 years, then he decomposed.
• The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
  After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
• Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles to everywhere, uphill both ways and it was always snowing.