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• Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
  Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....
• Homer: Lisa! What did I tell you about playing that saxamuhthing in the house?
  Lisa: I was just playing the blues... Dad. [sobs] Home...
• Just nod if you can hear me.
• Can you yell "yIHmey!" in a crowded Klingon restaurant?
• You can overwhelm or underwhelm somebody, but what does it mean to just whelm somebody.
  .. and, how can you be chalant? Can you be chalant while your whelming somebody?...
• A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.
  Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone....
• Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell.
• No, just *a* Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?
• A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. ROGERS