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• Now that hell has frozen over and Germany has reunited, the only thing that would surprise me would be if Apple and IBM.
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• Ambiguity is the preserve of the nimble minded, yet frozen lipped.
• Do not rejoice over what has not yet happened. Egyptian Proverb
• QUEUE Something that supermarket supervisors obviously have no idea how to manage.
  It's tempting when you're waiting to grab a PA microphone and shout "Yes, shoppers, don't leave yet, 'cos we've got mega bargains now!...
• WHFO: Wait until Hell Freezes Ove
• One day at a time- this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone
  and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come....
• link-dead: [MUD] adj. Said of a {MUD} character who has frozen in place because of a dropped Internet connection.
  -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over..
• If you don't believe hell freezes over, you haven't done Windows.