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• Burns: Well, did you meet Larry? Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be "semper fudge.
  At that point, he told me to [making quotes with fingers] relax....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how.
  To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable. -- Dirisha, "The Man Who Never Missed...
• A little woman fell in love with a man 90 years old--until she made a date with him.
  She goes out with him that night, and a friend says the next morning, "How did you like him?...
• You'll be a hard luck woman...baby till you find your man.
• Woman to man lie: "Oh, a toaster, how nice!
• Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
• It is most difficult to meet anyone who does not like a yes man or woman.