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• How can I love you if you won't lie down?
• It is idle to attempt to talk a young woman out of her passio
  love does not lie in the ear. -- Walpole...
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.
• The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• She was an earthly woman, so I treated her like dirt.
• She's the kind of woman who lets bygones be 'I told you so's.'
• Horace's best ode would not please a young woman as much as the mediocre verses of the young man she is in love with.
  -- Moore...
• No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
  --Ed Howe...
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.