I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library.
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Related:
- I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamt that I was reading on, so I woke up from sheer boredom.
- I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt
the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off,
I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield... - When I was growing up my mother kept telling me we're just friends.
I tell ya I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my Dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.... - I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad
kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought.
-- Rodney Dangerfield... - I broke up with my psychiatrist. I told him I had suicidal tendencies.
He told me from now on I had to pay in advance. -- Rodney Dangerfield... - I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an
elevator the operator says the same thing
Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played hide-and-seek....
