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• Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down!!!
• A bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down -- And won. -- John Prine
• If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
• I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! -- Weeble
• Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
• I won! I won!
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• My spelling is wobbly. It's good spelling but it wobbles and the letters get in the wrong places.
  -- Alan Alexander Milne -- Pooh...