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• You may see me tonight with an illegal smile. It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while.
  Won't you please tell the man I didn't hurt anyone....
• Hey, Quaker Oates...make me some oatmeal, I'm hungry.
• Oatmeal raisin.
• It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beer-dorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! -- "Lisa the Greek
• Cupid and my Campaspe play'd At cards for kisses: Cupid paid.
  He stakes his quiver, bow, and arrows, His mother's doves, and team of sparrow...
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
• There's been no top authority saying what marijuana does to you.
  I really don't know that much about it. I tried it once but it didn't do anything to me....