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• Wobbles, but it won't fall down.
• Permission for lip to wobble, Sir?
• If you don't fall down, you're not trying!
• I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! -- Weeble
• Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8)
• Publishing a volume of poetry is like dropping a rose-petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.
  -- Don Marquis (1878-1937)...
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
  An object will fall so as to do the most damage....