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When I Works, I Works Hard. When I Sits, I Sits Easy. And When I Thinks, I Goes To Sleep.
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When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
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When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits loose. When I thinks, I falls asleep.
Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.
It works fine except when I am in Windows.
I got an aunt named Minnie. Weighs 264. When she sits on the chair there's so much of her there--most of her sits on the floor.
-- Morey Amsterdam...
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
I am the terror that sits up late at night...
If it works, I didn't do it.
I have seen the future . . . and it works!
It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.
