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• Dr. Marvin Monroe: After extensive biological and anatomical testing, I regret to announce that our findings are.
  .. inconclusive. This thing may or may not be human....
• Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.
  -- Marge, after Homer is captured and believed to be Bigfoot, "Call of the Simpso...
• Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
  -- Newscaster reports that Bigfoot (Homer) has been sighted, "Call of the Simpso...
• Avenge me, son. Avenge my death... ZZZZzzzzzz...
  -- Homer (Bigfoot) is hit with a tranquilizer dart, "Call of the Simpso...
• We now return you to the President's address, already in progress.
  -- Newscaster interrupts to report Bigfoot sighting, "Call of the Simpso...
• Are we there yet?
  -- Bart wanders with Homer aimlessly through the woods, "Call of the Simpso...
• Tangy. -- Homer eats a mouthful of honey---and bees, "Call of the Simpso
• Half of the people in the world are below average.
• It's almost like having a fifth sense or something!
  -- Homer in "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...