Windows 95: The Dracula Of Operating Systems--it Sucks Up All Your Memory, Bleeds Your Hard Drive Dry, And Only Works An Average Of 12 Hours Out Of Every 24.

Windows 95: The Dracula Of Operating Systems--it Sucks Up All Your Memory, Bleeds Your Hard Drive Dry, And Only Works An Average Of 12 Hours Out Of Every 24.

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Windows 95: The Dracula of Operating Systems--it sucks up all your
memory, bleeds your hard drive dry, and only works an average of
12 hours out of every 24.

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