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• Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
  ..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
• To you it's a potato. To _me_ it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh.
  ..it's country estate, fine carriages, and as many girls as his tongue can cope with....
• Splice me timbers, Sir Walter, it's bucko to see you, old matey!
  ! ...I'm sorry? She says 'Hello'. -- Queenie, Raleigh and Edmund : Potato...
• There is a great pain in my heart... It's probably indigestion.
  .I'll soon take your mind off that. No. It is my husband....
• When things look dark, hold your head high so it can rain up your nose.
• The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
  .. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....
• Goodbye, Blackadder. I'd say 'Bon Voyage', but there's no point.
  You'll be dead in three months. ...I love you, Walter....
• Normally someone of your limited physical appearance makes up for it with some sort of a personality.
• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...