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• Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!
• Homer: Bart, I want you to shake hands with -- what's your name, fella?
  Roscoe: Roscoe. Homer: Roscoe here runs this mill....
• There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. -- Bob Dyla
• With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
  -- Ralph Kiner [on introducing an award winner]...
• With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
  -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winne...
• A man goes into a bar and begins to tell a Polish joke.
  The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....
• If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??
• Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an 'inconvenience.
  ' We have opted instead for an authoritarian system *disguised* as a Democracy....
• Why are we all put here to suffer and die?