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• What are you looking down here for? Read the message.
• Why look here for the joke? It's all around us.
• Why are you reading this? The message is above.
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Looking up is as scary as looking down.
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  The man sitting next to him, a big hulking powerhouse, turns and says menacingly, "*I'm* Polish....