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• Bart: Mom, I just saw Krusty! Marge: Yes, dear, in your mind.
  Bart: No, on the street. Marge: On the street in your mind....
• Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson? Ba
  I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation....
• Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that. Comic Book Guy
  Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh....
• Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I already know how not to hit a guy....
• Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
  [gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
• Bart: [reading from a handout] Go To Work With Your Parents Day?
  Skinner: [over the P.A.] Yes, Go To Work With Your Parents Day....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
  I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...